Tumblr Staff: *Introduces new update*
Tumblr Users: wtf this is the most useless update ever oh my god tumblr you are so shit how about you give us what we want instead of adding things we dont ask for like wow do you ever listen
Staff: *allows direct postage from other sites and sites such as stumbleupon*
Users: omfg ok tumblr video is the worst stupid thing ever omg i hate the new image layout god this is the worst site ever.
Yahoo: Thinks about buying tumblr.
Users: OH MY GOD NO THIS IS A NICHE MARKET YOU CANNOT PENETRATE OUR SACRED LANDS WITH YOUR FILTHY HEATHEN TOES BY GOD SIGN PETITIONS PICKET FUNERALS AND PROTEST OUTSIDE YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT REPRESENTATIVES OFFICE FOR WE CANNOT ALLOW OUR PERFECT SANCTUARY TO BECOME TAINTED BY THE EVILS OF CORPORATE BUSINESS PEOPLE THIS IS AN OUTRAGE